As long as you can find yourself, you’ll never starve.
Who needs clear skin when you can get tattoos
if youre sweaty and you try to touch me i will call the police
Give your phone case lasting flower power with this DIY tutorial.
I saw this last night in my Frankie magazine :——) I want to do it
let’s stop making jokes about girls and start making jokes about white boys
here i’ll start
*white boy voice* chill out man it was just a joke
[walks into class 10 minutes late with a can of Monster] sorry I’m late I got frontpage on Reddit
[wipes cheeto dust off onto cargo shorts] so if you support gender equality does that mean it’s ok to hit women now?
[arrives in the winter with shorts and flip-flops] reverse racism is just as bad as being in the KKK
[pauses Macklemore song] why aren’t there scholarships for white men
[adjusts fedora, pausing my little pony episode] women use sex against men because it’s the only asset they have
[turns raggedy baseball hat backwards and fixes tacky ass hunting shirt] so you can say nigga and i can’t, how is that not racist and unfair?
IF YOURE EVER SCARED TO TALK TO ME DONT BE BECAUSE ODDS ARE THAT IF YOU MESSAGE ME ILL SQUEAL LIKE A LITTLE GIRL AND TAKE 10 MINUTES TO DECIDE THE BEST POSSIBLE THING TO SAY TO YOU BECAUSE YOURE AWESOME AND I LOVE YOU
Will is a happy graham cracker.
at thanskgiving my uncle was giving a speech about how homosexuality was wrong because of the bible and under the table i was reading about one of god’s angels choking on a guy’s dick what a time to be alive
Chris Hardwick: Why did Hershel have a smile on his face?
Scott Wilson: I think it’s really a culmination of everything that happened from the first episode that he was in, where he was having conversations with Rick and subsequent conversations that he’s had throughout his run on the show with Rick and other people, where he was trying to counsel a humanity or a forgiveness or an ability to communicate with other people and try to keep a line of communication open with other people. And he heard Rick doing that, he heard Rick attempting to do that. And I think he thought at that time, “It’s going to be all right.” That thing that he tried to impart was, in fact, imparted to Rick and to other people as well.